Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

How will the world end? That information is unknown

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did? Yes

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

Your mom went to college

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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