- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What are annoying? Ads.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Knock Knock Come in! :)

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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