- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

the power to turn magnetism into light

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

N-E Pats never cheated

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Womens rights.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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