Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

test

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops