Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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I love you

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

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