how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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