Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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