What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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