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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Happy Monday!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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