- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

You know what's natural? Bears.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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