Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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eat a hot dog

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Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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