why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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you gay?

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Anti Joke

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