- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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