Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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