- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

when debbie meets downer

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Rebecca Black.

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