What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Gay republicans

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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