- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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