Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

You sick fiend

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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