Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Women's rights.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Pianos.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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