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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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