- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

flavin's head

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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