- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Women's Rights..

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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