A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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Anti Joke

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