- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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