- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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