- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

suck my balls mr.garison

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Cancer.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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