Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Knock knock

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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