- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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