- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

so...um, yeah

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did billy have a bruse? Because he got smacked with a belt. -Louis

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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