- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??