- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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