Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Women can vote? wtf

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Anti Joke

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