- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Barbara Streisand

Knock knock Go away

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

womens rights

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

I <3 Hitler

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A man was shot. He died.

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