A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Arrow in the Knee!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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