- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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