why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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