- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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