Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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You sick fiend

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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