- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Women's rights

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Keanu Reaves

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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