- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

A car walks into a bar.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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