One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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