Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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