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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Iif your reading this ur gay

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

feminists.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Anti Joke

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