I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Women's rights

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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