- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Your text.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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