- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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