Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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gingers

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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