- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

ecks! why zee?

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Black people stink of shite!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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