- Anti Joke

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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