- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

your face

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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