- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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