- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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