Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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