What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Ebola

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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