- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Your face

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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