- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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