Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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