- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Religion.

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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