- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Woman's Rights

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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