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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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