A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Penis.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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