- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

4 hours later.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Elizabeth Warren

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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