What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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