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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

knock knock!? . . No.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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