If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

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