What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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President Donald Trump

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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