Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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