- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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