- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

You know whats funny Aids

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Hi, my name is Jake.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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