- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get in the car.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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