Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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You bumder!

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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