- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Whats the defination of cruelty

scraggle is in you pillow case

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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