The Female Orgasm

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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penis

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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