What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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