How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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