You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Religion.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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