What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Get on the boat.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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