- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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