- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Why did? Yes

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Your mom went to college

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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