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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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