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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

If you were a cactus, why?

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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