Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

steven hawking walks into a bar

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Jack Stevens

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

penis haha

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Anti Joke

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