- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Rush Limbaugh

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

mental kid

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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