the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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mitchell palmer sucks

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Anti Joke

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