John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Peas

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Rush Limbaugh

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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mental kid

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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