- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Two planes walk into an office building

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

You know what's funny? Rape

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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