Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

You have friends

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Canadians

Get up Look in the mirror

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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