- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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