What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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