- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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