Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Sarah Palin.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Anti Joke

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