- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Sarah Jessica Parker

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

GOODBYE

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??