- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

knock knock? come in

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

There's a god, just kidding.

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