joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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