- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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