- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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