- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

robin, get in the car.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Cheese

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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