- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Romans rights.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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