- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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