- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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