A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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