Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Jack Stevens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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