What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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CAS

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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I read the terms of service.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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