- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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